Here's Laskey, otherwise known as Cowboy Osprey.  How'd he get that name?  Maybe one of these reviews even we'll figure it out.

 Lambrec, always paying attention... to the puzzle, not the review.  I can not wait until that thing is finished...

He's called Kitty.  Why?  Cause he looks like a cat I guess, I don't know, it was from before we picked him out of the cardboard box.

Taking it too far as always we have Volpe.  You're guess is as good as mine as to why a fox would sit still through our reviews or have an opinion on movies... or how we got him into the theatre...

Eddy, and that's all that needs to be said.

Have I mentioned James is smart?  No, well you'll be bored into finding out won't you?  Well I hope not, we kind of need an audience.

Charlie Cricket, the owner of our production studio.  I know it looks like a crappy barn, but in reality it's an advanced studio in the city, soundproofed and everything, no joke.

Finally me, the founder of our little endeavour.  I'm Mike.  Hi, how are you?  Good, that's nice.  Why are you still reading these bio's?